choke

To feel or cause one to feel a strong emotion and struggle to speak because of it

I thought I would be able to give the eulogy, but I became so choked up that I couldn't do it

The author's speech on mortality really choked me up

by brunommmatos May 30, 2018

choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9

Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9

by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019

Choke

Paul George every year in the NBA playoffs

Paul George at the free throw line shooting 2 with a one point lead and chokes he misses them both and the Clippers lose the game.

by Word_champ June 22, 2021

CHOKE

A joke which people take seriously

user1: Messi cannot stop getting yellow cards
user2: That was offensive
user1 It was just a CHOKE even I like Messi
user2: Oh

by Iamstupid780 August 22, 2023

Choked

Marty playing pickleball

Marty was up 8-2 and choked against Ted

by Snyderspyder April 22, 2024

Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl

Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day

by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020

Choke and Fap

Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.

Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap

by No Cure for Stupid People January 24, 2023