Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.
Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.
by Stanton R. April 23, 2008
Get the crap shootmug. when you play the song Karate by Tenacious D at the end of the song you hear him say something really wierd...well it is actually donkey crap backwards
by Mathias King April 26, 2006
Get the donkey crapmug. When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.
He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"
by Big B November 19, 2003
Get the crapped the bedmug. by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006
Get the holy crapmug. by KONP October 28, 2004
Get the crap in a sackmug. an incorrect statement made usually by older white people who are undercover racists (im white and i rap so believe me i know)who dont understand the concept and are turned off because of the hard beats curse words and violence. Take away the beat and its any movie you've seen in the last 2 months. Rap is like telling jokes that dont have to be funny, using all sorts of literary devices for instance>> JAY-Z
The theme song to the Sopranos/
Plays in the key of life on my mental piano/
Got a strange way of seeing life like/
Stevie Wonder with beads under the doo rag/
Intuition is fair even when my visions impaired/
Knowing i can go just switching a spare/
On the highway of life/
Nigga it sharpen my sight/
Keen senses ever since I was a teen on the benches/
Every time somebody like eenus was mentioned/
I would turn green me being in the trenches/
Him living adventurous not worried about expenditures/
Im braving temperatures below zero no hero no father figure/
You gotta pardon a nigga/
But Im starvin my nigga/
And the weight loss in my figure startin to darken my heart/
Bout to get to my liver/
Watch it my nigga/
Im tryin to be calm but im gonna get richer/
Through any means wit that thing malcolm palmed in the picture/
Never read the Quran or islamic scriptures/
Only psalms i read was on the arms of my niggas/
Tattoed til i carry on like im non religious/
Clap who ever stand between Shawn and figgas/
Niggas say its the dawn but im superstitious/
Shit its as dark as its been nothing is goin as you predicted/
I move with bizkits stop the heart of niggas actin too suspicious/
This is food for thought you do the dishes/
rap is crap aint shit
Plays in the key of life on my mental piano/
Got a strange way of seeing life like/
Stevie Wonder with beads under the doo rag/
Intuition is fair even when my visions impaired/
Knowing i can go just switching a spare/
On the highway of life/
Nigga it sharpen my sight/
Keen senses ever since I was a teen on the benches/
Every time somebody like eenus was mentioned/
I would turn green me being in the trenches/
Him living adventurous not worried about expenditures/
Im braving temperatures below zero no hero no father figure/
You gotta pardon a nigga/
But Im starvin my nigga/
And the weight loss in my figure startin to darken my heart/
Bout to get to my liver/
Watch it my nigga/
Im tryin to be calm but im gonna get richer/
Through any means wit that thing malcolm palmed in the picture/
Never read the Quran or islamic scriptures/
Only psalms i read was on the arms of my niggas/
Tattoed til i carry on like im non religious/
Clap who ever stand between Shawn and figgas/
Niggas say its the dawn but im superstitious/
Shit its as dark as its been nothing is goin as you predicted/
I move with bizkits stop the heart of niggas actin too suspicious/
This is food for thought you do the dishes/
rap is crap aint shit
by SiPH.SuN January 13, 2009
Get the rap is crapmug. A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.
Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
by rab1989 May 6, 2010
Get the crap cartmug.