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Burger King

also: BK
An abbreviation for a major Boner Killer. The mere thought of this homely individual will snuff out the most raging boner.
guy 1: I was going to have to stand up to do my presentation for the class in like 30 seconds, and i had this gigantic rager that wouldn't quit!
guy 2: Oh no! What happened?
guy 1: Luckily the girl presenting before me was a 250 pound bra-less burger king, with gnarly camel toe to boot...
guy 2: Dear God, your boner never stood a chance.
guy 1: Yeah, I nearly felt sorry for it.
by WakMan January 20, 2009
mugGet the Burger Kingmug.

vagina burger

a swear word, so perverse, so nonsensical, and so super-fly that it will pretty much dominate any other swear and make anyone who hears it wet their pants INSTANTANEOUSLY.
(awkward silence) "vagina burger!" (awkwarder silence)

"awww, vagina burger."

"VAGINA BURGER, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!"

"hey vagina burger, i'm sorry to hear about your brother dying and shit."
by joe queer-beer December 19, 2007
mugGet the vagina burgermug.

flipping burger

To get annoyed at a burger because something has gone wrong with it.
Me: Damn my flipping burger has spilt relish!
You: Too bad.
by Little Derek November 11, 2006
mugGet the flipping burgermug.

mong burger

noun:
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
Noun -
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.

Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
by andrewdoesn'tloveyoumuch July 4, 2006
mugGet the mong burgermug.

fur burgers

When u get the muches and ure surrounded by chicks, its time to go get so downunder. (refer to harold and kumar go to white castle.)
Niel patcrik harris "dude screw white castle hamburgers. lets go get real humburgers. fur burger."
by your mom February 17, 2005
mugGet the fur burgersmug.

Choad Burger

A regular burger. But instead of beef there is a slab of someones choad that is salted to perfection.
Yo billy have u tried the new choad burger
by //SourZ// November 12, 2003
mugGet the Choad Burgermug.

shit burger

The only fast food burger place in a small town. The term shit burger can be confusing if there's more than one burger place. Unless one place is better than the other, making the shitty one shit burger by default. But then why would you go there, unless it's open later than the good place.
Felix: You hunger?
Tyson: Yeah.
Felix: Where you wanna eat?
Tyson: how about shit burger?
Felix: Sure, whatever.
by Stash_Master August 14, 2006
mugGet the shit burgermug.

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