I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

if your' house burns down, you catch a cold, it's exam week, your mother goes to the hospital, and your best friend get's in a car wreck, you say, "I'm eating a huge shit burger with everything on it".

My friend told me he is doing a shit burger.

Don’t bite the shitburger!

Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?

talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!