lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

by z28owner April 3, 2011

weed before sexual need

Meaning that although girls can be a main part of your life, Mary Jane will always have a place in heart for you.

"Weed before sexual need bro"

by 420bro's June 6, 2014

Honor Before On Her

1. When one or more friends agree not to pursue an interest for the sake of friendship.

2. Retort to "Bros before hoes" when your bro tries to use bro code to get away with doing an un-bro thing and makes you seem un-bro like for not forgiving them.

Guy 1: Hey man, I know we said we wouldn't pursue her but she's just some chick, what happened to bros before hoes?
Guy 2: I had an agreement with you, not her, she's not getting between us, your word is, what happened to honor before on her?

by Yoko OhNo November 23, 2016

foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

Life Before The Earth Did Not Exist

Al tho How Stephen Hawking gave a theory about how the world was before it even existed just when he gave an example like The world is growing I know the world will probably end in a Very long time and if it ends what will happen Theory: The world will explode and the core of the earth will take a really long time to generate into another planet just like mars. What humanity will be there in the next earth

Life Before The Earth Did Not Exist means what it was like when The World was never even there

by .\lo\ou/ubj m, April 26, 2019

Rot before thot

Slang. It means rot in hell before choosing a thot who belongs to your bff.

Hey bro! She’s hot! Yeah but she belongs to my bff. So? So... rot before thot! Wym? I’ll rot in hell before I take my guys thot!

by B-rizzle June 1, 2019

Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)

I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016