shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad

Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.

by J April 9, 2003

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006

making the bed

The act of banging someone in bed, under the covers.

They were making the bed last night at the hotel.

by raisinnnnsanddates. February 9, 2010

Wes'd the bed

Similar to wetting the bed, but caused by sharting instead of urinating.

Confused Friend: "Dude, why was the hotel maid changing the sheets in our room today?"

Guilty Party: "Sorry bro, I just Wes'd the bed and had to call housekeeping".

Disgusted Friend: "WTF???"

by vegashockey June 7, 2011

hot bed

where one bed is shared by two people who work "shift work", they sleep at alternate times, as one wakes up, the other goes to sleep, hence having a "hot bed"

Sid drew the short straw and got the hot bed!

by longducdong August 16, 2010

not long out of bed

An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"

I'm knackered I'm not long out of bed

by Fiftypounds December 2, 2016

worm bed

slang name for a females vagina

Hey man you dug around in that girls wormbed yet?

by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004