tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

by Tomo December 14, 2004

dick beaters

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"

When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)

by harrisj January 26, 2008

rat-infested beaver killer

A herpes infected male genital that is often times very large and can potentially cause mortal pain to a woman's beaver.

Anne - "No way I would hook up with Ryan. I heard he has a rat-infested beaver killer!"

by Pretty Rikky June 11, 2009

Beaver's Oooohh

When you thrust in a uncontrollable way while shouting beaver's ooooh. Orginated off Soccer am Allsports Show when one of the presenters who supported the oregon beavers thrusted while shouted beavers oooh and now its god dam legend

Presenter1: I reckon Beaver's are doing well this season........
GO! Beaver's Oooohh (thrusting actions)

Presenter2: your not allowed to do that

Presenter1: ok srry.................(walking away).........
Beaver's Oooohh (quick sneaky thrust)

by Louispa February 8, 2006

beaver

Another name for the Vagina

Show us your beaver!

by Jesse.m.20 May 15, 2005

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

beaver

"Leave It to Beaver" TV-Series 1957-1963

family sit-com with:

Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
and, of course, the eponymous:
Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)

usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com":

Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark,

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."

by bob "a" September 2, 2005