Bastermaiting

The art of shoving cum back into your penis after ejacuation

Dude there's this new section on PornHub... Bastermaiting... It's fuckin weird!

by desaladbar December 9, 2019

Basterskank

Worse than a cunt

That bitch is a basterskank

by Bartolocolon January 20, 2020

Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Baiter

Someone who baits his teammates and has no remorse or concept of the consequences of his/her actions. Often times similar to the way a fish can be baited, the baiter allows his teammates to go in front and take the majority of the damage. This term was popularized in the video-game Counter Strike: Global Offensive and by the E-Sports gaming clan WeBeatFish.

Jesse baited his teammates on round 21 of the match. Therefore he is a baiter.

by jesussucksbigripeboobies May 24, 2020

Bacterialed

To be covered in or exposed to a large amount of bacteria.

1. I think I have food poisoning because that chicken sat out too long and became highly bacterialed.

2. I scrubbed the cootied, bacterialed counter with lysol wipes for so long that my arm muscles gave out.

by NayKay June 9, 2020

Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

STOP BASTERING ME!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020