Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.

Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.

by 9289515257 October 23, 2011

stanley bettencourt

An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.

Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.

by Barack Obama May 22, 2014

Butt Batter

Standard Issue Anal Lube

"Y'know, this can't happen without some Butt Batter."

by meesterrain May 11, 2015

Bissell Baby Batter

2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.

This is #2 of 5 vacuums.

In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019

waffle batter

Another word for penis.

Andy sniffed Ernie's waffle batter all night long, until sperm came out of ernie's waffle batter

by milzy April 26, 2006

battery

euphemism for tampon

example: "Wait a minute, I need to change my battery."

by savagereader February 5, 2009