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Coffee weaner 

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Coffee weaner by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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GALACTIC WIENER SNOT 

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

Corn Wiener 

Another word for a corn dog
Guy1: I like my corn wieners with mustard
Guy2: I like my corn wieners with ketchup
Guy:3 I prefer to use the word corn dog

Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.
"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."
Gobble The Wiener by chopzila February 16, 2010

Snack on your own wiener

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.

Wiener Burger

A Small, Flat, Burger shaped penis.
Look at that lad's cock, he has a Wiener Burger!
Wiener Burger by The_List June 29, 2011

abnormally pink wiener 

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.
David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.