Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

by mreman91 November 20, 2010

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Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car

"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"

by Philip Swift July 14, 2019

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Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.

Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word

by thetaco2 June 9, 2018

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NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.

No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse

by shutupslover April 19, 2020

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