cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.

Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!

by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016

Twee-cocking

When someone is performatively shy and quirky on purpose to get attention.

You see Brent's MySpace profile picture where he's playing the ukulele? He's totally twee-cocking.

by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018

Stella Cock

When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.

Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "

Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"

by Braddo May 25, 2017

Cock throat

When giving head, the throat becomes irritated, and chaffed.

Can you hand me that coke, I've got cock throat.

by Latinlover01 December 30, 2016

Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.

Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you

by Buster Miller October 29, 2011

Cock Inspector

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises

J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.

by Jonesy! July 11, 2016

cock shredder

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.

Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!

by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010