Jerk Tard 

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion

Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.

Jerk Tard by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010

X-tard 

An Extremist, Fundamentalist Christian, who is beyond the scope of a Jesus Freak. The only thing they know is Bible.

Often Characterized by extreme ignorance of worldy affairs, basic general knowledge, extreme Bible ranting, and who is more often than not home-schooled.

Like X-mas, but in this sense,
Christ/X + Retard = X-tard.

Oh Fuck, the goddamn X-tards are at it again, trying to convert everybody in one day. If you say no, they will have a massive hissy-fit, it's so funny, do you have your camera ready.

X-tard by fzac89 October 7, 2011

Turbo Tard 

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

Turbo Tard by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017

wal-tard 

1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!

wal-tard by Irate Consumer December 29, 2006

she-tard 

This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.

The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.

How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake

Who would have thought such a she-tard could have locked herself in the car?!?!?!?!

she-tard by $hawn January 20, 2006

ard-tard 

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!

ard-tard by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Reef'tard 

) A person who decides to start a salt water reef fish tank and has absolutely no clue what they are doing. 2) a very stupid "reefer" 3) A "member" who post something dumb on a REEF aquarium messageboard. 4)An ignorant illiterate non-researched lazy sack of shit, who thinks a highly complex hobby can be boiled down to simply filling a glass container with water, rocks, sand, and salt all while throwing thousands of dollars worth of delicate animals in it with no regard for proper care or husbandry.

"Hi, I'm new to this, What do I need for a ten gallon reef tank ?"

" What is the least expensive lighting I can getaway with for SPS, and will my 2 x 15 watt incandecent bulbs be OK ?"

Reef'tard by Darthbetta November 12, 2003