Nigger Time 

Acting upon or arriving 20-30 minutes after the appropriate or customary time.

A measure of time in which one arrives 20-30 minutes late for an appointment or scheduled event.

"Hey John, you've been late to work every single day this week, what's the deal, man?"

"Yeah, I know. I've been operating on Nigger Time..."

Nigger Time by Skotie December 12, 2007

timecist 

A person who is prejudice against people from the future.

They took our jobs!

timecist by rezuke April 29, 2004

time warp 

a dance in the movie rocky horror picture show in which people called "time-warp goonies" dance at the transylvannia transexual convention at dr. frankenfurter's house while singing.
"its just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right. put your hand on your hips and squeeze your knees in tight. then it the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane."

i was doing the time warp at the late night double-feature picture show w/ a transvestite.

time warp by the most amazing person you will ever meet May 16, 2006

go time 

When the time has arrived to undertake a task (often unseemly, difficult, or requiring courage), at which point there is no going back.

MacBeth screwed his courage to the sticking point and approached Duncan's sleeping form, his dagger poised for the killing blow. It was go time!

go time by SeaBat June 11, 2006

Chatka Time 

See also: Chatka

1. A toast!

2. An occasion which requires a round of shots. Or a round of sips. That's the nature of Chatka Time- it's all about the small sip. It's up to you to decide how big your sip is.

3. Traditionally, it is always the response to the question, "What time is it?" and requires strong alcohol like whiskey, tequila, rum, or occasionally gin at 9:00am.

4. Recently, Chatka Time has come to include non-alcoholic beverages for those who cannot or do not partake of alcoholic beverages. Designated drivers and those on medication can still take part in the toast without sacrificing health.

See also: Na Zdrowie which is a standard Chatka toast as you raise your glass. This is a polish (and russian, and ukrainian) toast to health.

1. What time is it? Chatka Time!

2. You got the promotion? I think it's Chatka Time!

3. I heard somebody call Chatka Time. Is there enough Tullamore Dew or should we break out the rye whiskey for this one?

4. I shared your birthday Chatka Time at 9pm last night, but I was studying for a test so I raised a glass of Mountain Dew instead.

Chatka Time by MelanietheGoob March 23, 2010

time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.

I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.

time machine by umad69696 July 31, 2010

like this if you cry every time 

A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.

Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."

like this if you cry every time by TheWopShop December 30, 2013