hitting the vinegars 

Reaching the endpoint for an activity, exercise or project.

Reaching the male climax, when reaching the vinegar strokes

Looks like we're hitting the vinegars on the project, we should go live tomorrow

hitting the vinegars by Sparkle123 December 12, 2017

Stringing the Violin 

The term for beating your meat or masturbating

Will: I was stringing the violin last night when my mom walked in on me!
David: Wow, you dumbass

Stringing the Violin by Gum Shot May 17, 2018

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

shower the vacuum 

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

shower the vacuum by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

play the violin 

**TW: self-harm**

Another way of saying you will "slit your wrist". To understand, hold a "playing the violin" position with your arms/hands. Now, picture the position without the violin and instead of the bow used to play the instrument, picture yourself holding something sharp with the other hand.

This saying was created after watching a scene from the movie, "Gerald's Game" where the main character "Jessie" cuts an incision up "her wrist and into her palm, then forcing her hand down through the cuff as the skin peels upward like a latex glove coming off."

when you've been so used to saying "I want to kill myself" (which might worry whoever you're talking to), you can instead say "I want to play the violin" or "I'm gonna go play the violin"

when you see something that makes you want to commit death, you'd say "This makes me want to play the violin"

play the violin by Jupiachi June 11, 2021

working the valves 

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

working the valves by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022

On the verge of life 

A feeling one gets when someone is coming towards a turning point in their existence, giving them a true perspective of the beauty of life. It is the opposite of the phrase, “on the verge of dying.”

I didn’t know one TikTok could change my way of thinking about this world. I’m currently on the verge of life.

On the verge of life by Abalt January 21, 2023