Suburban Status

When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc

(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)

Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!

by bgo247 September 23, 2020

Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

fan status

Fan Status refers to one's dedication to a team or band. It usually means that one is willing to perform oral sex with said team or band but can mean full-on intercourse and or other sexual favors.

Kelly B. achieved full-on fan status on her knees with the lead singer!

by JousterIII May 30, 2021

Social Status Reset

When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.

Did you just say “bogos binted”? Total social status reset.

by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021

Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control

I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status

by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022

Super-Statist

A Super-Statist is a derogatory name for any individual that claims to be a Centrist. Super-Statists like to think they draw outside of the box while still being stuck within the confines of the box that has been provided for them. Super-Statists believe they are intellectually superior to those for whom sides they pick and choose from but appear intellectually inferior to those who are on the outside looking in. Super-Statists generally lean towards one political platform more than another but claim they don’t identify with either political platform even though they agree with certain things within the political system from each side.

“That Tim guy really is a Super-Statist.” “Right? He belittles those on opposing sides but adopts their ideas as he sees fit. What a Super-Statist.”

by VegiNugget August 23, 2022

monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022