United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.

I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024

United States of AIPAC

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.

-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...

by Cpt.Sus May 11, 2024

United States of America

The home to racism!

but i prefer living in the UK

United States of America is so fire!

by funny cube guy June 9, 2024

United States

shit

I fucking hate the United States

by holyshititsthursday July 3, 2024

spongebob spaceship rodeo

when you are having secret tickle time with someone and you are wearing a penis glove when you have reached the climactic point you will pull your meat candle out of the cave with red walls and you will pee in the penis glove and the but it on the persons head simmilar to how one might wear a astronaut hemet

i was with this underaged girl and i realy felt like giving her a spongebob spaceship rodeo

by cleetus mcfeetus September 11, 2024

United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Gaumuthra states

Some of the states in India where cow's urine is considered holy whilst fellow himan beings are treated like animals or they're lynched by mobs for eating beef. Usually Hindi speaking states where there's low literacy rate (below 30 %).

Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, Jharkhand, Madhya Pradesh, Uttarakhand, Rajasthan, Haryana are a few. Most of these states speak Hindi language and they also expect the rest of the country to learn it as they think it's the national language (which is not the case).

MP- Gaumuthra states have a net literacy rate of 20% and contribute hardly to the GDP.

by kart777 February 13, 2025