splashed

Utterly and completely drunken. In the state of being very inebriated. I.E crushed, plastered, hammered, blasted, lit.

Last night at the party Becky was extremely splashed. The paramedics came get her stomach pumped.

by M. Anthony L. July 4, 2020

slash

definition - verb, to sue your former bandmate (especially appropriate if you wait til several years after you quit the band)

background - Slash (formerly of Guns N' Roses) has brought a suit against former bandmate and still current member of Guns N' Roses, claiming that Axl has been "cock blocking" songs from their catalogue for being licensed. Slash and the former bass player are suing for sole rights to the GN'R catalog as well as shitloads of money charging intent to defraud with malice.

Yo, you gots all dis money and shit and you be cock blocking me from getting paid yo, so dats why I gotta slash yo ass.

If you didn't blow all your money on drugs and women and parying your are bound to be slashed by former bandmates.

by AxlRoseFan May 24, 2004

splash

1. (v.) The act of ejaculating in such a manner as to create an effect much akin to that of milk crowning upon impact.
2. (n.) The sticky result resulting from defintion 1.

Bukake hits you like a splash of love.

I almost slipped on Johnson's splash over there.

by Mizike June 19, 2003

splashing

Wearing an outfit with an obvious dominate and central color.

Last night I wore a red hat, red shirt and all red shoes. I was definitely splashing.

by Agent_K September 29, 2010

SLASH

the most overrated guitar player in the world. Any band with slash as the guitarist is sure to get recongnized. If you put slash with n'sync, metalheads across the globe would pay to see n'sync.

Hi, Im slash the most overated guitar player in the world

by Jeremy Dehart December 10, 2004

slash you dash you.

Used most commonly by European males as a threat. Usually involves some form of violence involving a knife or sharp object, and proceeding to run from the scene of the crime.

If you come near me again bro, I will slash you dash you.

by Iloverenee May 12, 2006

slashslashslash!

An exclamation, similar to HoYay! uttered when any people are exhibiting slash-worthy tendencies. Or even if they're not. accompanied by pointing.

Josh: I think my brother is wearing Adam's jumper. Again.
Everyone: slashslashslash!
Josh: ...AAARRGHH!!! Stop slashing my brother!!

by 4*0$@l13 March 3, 2008