slurpie

Shove a straw into a girls vagina and suck the straw while shes cumming.

Dude I love the taste of slurpies.

by blackman FUSE June 14, 2010

choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

slurped

the elated mental state that occurs following the consumption of a slurpee.

Chrissy you seem kind of down want to go to the sev and get slurped?

hahaha, i am so slurped right now everything is hilarious.

by Adriana Danger May 6, 2008

slurpee

During the act of giving fellatio, instead of swallowing, letting it drip back down on the guy during the "afterglow" so he has to clean it up.

Jim usually had a large amount of ejaculate. Judy didn't want to swallow all of it, so she just gave him a slurpee.

by Ellay June 7, 2005

Slurpee King

The owner of the 7-Eleven in Kennewick, Washington. According to 7-Eleven, Inc., that store sells more Slurpees than any store in the world.

Let's head down to see the Slurpee King and get some brain freeze.

by CougarDon May 18, 2011

Slurp juice

When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw

I gave your mum a slurp juice

by Dis sack 203 April 2, 2019

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021