Slacklighting

The act of gaslighting your coworkers over Slack, by tagging them in a channel thread with what sounds like an important piece of information and then deleting the message before they can navigate to the channel and read it.

I swear to god Bob asked me for like 10 different things this week but I can't find a record of any of them. Maybe he's Slacklighting me.

by TheCatHasKhakis September 22, 2021

Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021

slacksplanation

When you're currently on a call or don't have time for one and ask for a detailed explanation over chat, specifically Slack. It's a skill to provide a clear slacksplanation, including your usage of threads and emojis.

"gotta jump from this call but if you could just follow up with a slacksplanation that'd be great"

by cardunme October 8, 2021

Slacksidasical

When an individual has absolutely no intention of carrying out their daily duties, this includes pissing off their Peers and manipulating their managers.

My God, did you see how slacksidasical "Josh" has been lately? His work has been piling up for weeks!

by Tracker_T November 2, 2021

Slackett

Shortened version of common slacks. Popular amongst ageing white collar workers, and Yacht owners; usually worn during warm weather in order to preserve dress codes.

Regularly worn with long socks and loafers, or sandals. This particular item of clothing is often met with derision when confronted by those under 30.

“It must be summer, the boss is already in his slacketts”

by NotMolly123 September 3, 2021

slack

(Something I made up for a FB post) Slack is the sound you make when you licking on a pussy fast and make a slup sound in the wind sounding like “slack”.

Please don’t make this viral….I have no common sense…

Woman: Mans(or woman) in the black, come slack this cat.
Man(Woman): *slacks the cat” 😂

by Tatiuna Crawford. December 4, 2021

slack nirvana

a mental state where you no longer feel guilty for not having responded to messages your co-workers have sent you on Slack. you reach this state after sheer exhaustion and burn out, typically.

I knew I was contributing so much, and I was on the verge of burn out. The fact that I attained Slack nirvana is helping me stay calm for longer.

by raknahs December 27, 2021