50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

Throw Shade Thursday

Throwing shade at someone on Thursday or talking sh*t about someone on a Thursday

Throw shade Thursday is typically know as “Thots throw shade Thursday” this basically means that mostly thots like to throw shade.

by MJ103 May 16, 2019

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

shame shades

(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making

Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week

by SecondRollYo October 1, 2019

Secondhand Shade

Disrespect or dislike of a person based entirely on what you've heard about them.

"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."

"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"

by orblah October 9, 2019

tHE SHADE

expression used by stan twitter to say something's wrong/they're disappointed for something/they hate something or a way to say "are you fucking kidding me" without cussing
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture

friend: they cancelled anne with an e because it wasnt good enough for netflix standards
me: omg the shade

by tHE JOKE IS ON YOU February 21, 2020

Social Shade

Giving someone "the look" or commenting/throwing shade when someone is less that six feet from others than family members/SO.

Bitch threw social shade all over me and my BFF for the the pics we posted on insta this weekend.

by GenXtra66 March 18, 2020