Alex Seeds

-The state of being completely at the whim of the deterministic nature of the universe.

-Devoid of free will or the ability to choose ones own path.

-Being completely convinced of the fact that any free will is simply an illusion.

-Denoting the simultaneous possession of the qualities of being inherently seductive and maintaining a conscious awareness and confidence in this attribute, as humorously conveyed in the well-known lyrical phrase: 'I'm sexy and I know it.

“Yeah i was trying to convince him not to go ahead with it, but he was really Alex Seeds at the time.”

“Be careful around that guy, his name is Alex Seeds and he doesnt have free will.”

“I went on a date with Alex Seeds and woke up 4 days later in the boot of an abandoned car in Rocklea”

by Charlie (AKA 99) July 5, 2023

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touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

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booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

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Substance Seesaw

The act of taking copious amounts of uppers and downers in alternating succession, so as to achieve a psychological seesaw affect

“What’s up with Kieth? He’s turned into an introvert, then extrovert, then back again like 4 times in the past hour..”

“Oh don’t mind him. He’s just been taking a solo ride on the substance seesaw since he clocked out at 5. You might wanna hide the rest of the booze while he’s atop mount Adderall.”

by urbanovergrowth August 30, 2023

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