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A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.
"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"
by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010
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One Season Hoe

Specifically a hoe or man hoe who’s only a love interest for one season. A temporary lover. This can be applied for tv series, or seasonal months.
Tarmeesha: Girl I’m dumping him tomorrow, Daquan just a one season hoe.

Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.
by Reus11 December 20, 2017
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White people seasoning

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"
by Ttess1 September 9, 2023
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sherlock season 5

a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock
*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*
by cumberbxcycle May 19, 2017
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Jack and Diane Season

Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.

A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.

Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.

The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.

When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.

A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.

Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
by toiletjocky February 28, 2015
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Ball dropping season

The season where a boy in middle school leaves over break with his balls dropped, a deeper voice, an Adam’s apple, and hair in his ass
His voice hasn’t changed but it’s ok it’s not ball dropping season
by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022
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