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Secret Pocket

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."
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Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.
by Anna M King July 16, 2008
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secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.
MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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secret beef

secret jealousy hatred... when someone despises you for no specific reason.
Damn, how she get a car like that? How she get to be one of that nigga hoes? THAT'S SECRET BEEF
by Tameka July 10, 2006
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secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."
My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.
by Bearsquito August 8, 2007
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secret identity

when ur a super hero, or an evil villain and u must pretend u are part of the real world for some odd reason.. i dunno maybe so we as people can relate to part of the story line. and it's exciting to watch them almost get figured out.
i personally don't understand the reason for secret identities besides making a story exciting. in reality if this person was a super hero, why would he/she have to pretend for a while he/she was a regular person?
by deenie July 4, 2004
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Secret Gay Boyfriend

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
by john in boston August 1, 2005
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carbonated vaginal secretion

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"
by Jazzyj October 4, 2007
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