The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.

Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.

by S.E.S. October 29, 2008

Racingmonster

a fucking loser speedrunner, that has 800 shitty world records, and is a meme in the speedrunning community. No one likes him, and should be banned from any community he joins because he's a fucking joke.

Don't become a Racingmonster, because he's the reason why no one takes us seriously anymore.

by vjvdjknkldsjvlmvksdlmvlkmsdk July 4, 2017

Rack of Mam

The exposed cleavage of your Waitress as she bends over to take your order.

Waitress: What can I get for you today? (Bends over to listen).
As you look up and see the tunnel down her shirt, "I'll have the Rack of Mam please!

by Stevil1 May 23, 2007

racktacular

sporting an attractive bustline

Wendy certainly is looking racktacular in that T-shirt.

by Wendy von Bendy August 18, 2009

Race to Expulsion

A game in which a person begins masturbating and sees if they ejaculate or begin crying first.

He told others he had a romantic date on Valentine's Day but, in reality, he played Race to Expulsion all night in his basement apartment.

by Lonely Bird Johnson February 20, 2011

rack hockey

when you play with a girl's boobs

Man, I was playing rack hockey all night yesterday.

by The Aviatorist April 29, 2011

RACKIN' THE CLODIS

refers to high levels of success concerning recent situations and events; most often has a sexual connotation.

similar to phrases:

"GETTIN' IT" "GET IT" and/or "GETTIN' IT IN,"

though geared more toward use by females, as the term 'Clodis' resembles the word 'clitoris' when spoken aloud.

Hey, girl, did you ever end up calling Bob last night?

Yeah! It was great- Got him over and naked in 20 and out the door with minimal conversation.

Yeaaahhh girl: RACKIN' THE CLODIS!

by W.S. Alex July 24, 2011