Putin'

Putin' (poo•tin)
1. Intransitive verb or gerund
often vulgar
: to expel air from the vagina after vigorous sexual activity.
Synonyms: queef, pussy fart, vaginal wind

2. Noun
often vulgar : The president of Russia (2012-present); who has no intention of negotiation, but is clearly open to wasting time and lives.
Synonyms: vaginal wind, pussy fart, queef, Trump's Lover

1. He walked into his lover's bedroom to smell that someone had been PUTIN' around.

2. President Trump immediately calls PUTIN after embarrassing public breakup with billionaire Elon Musk.

by ArraySlays June 6, 2025

Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

putential

How good you are at shifting and placing objects.

A clumsy and/or ignorant individual often lacks PUTential in many fairly-simple endeavors like PUTTING STUFF AWAY or PUTTING THINGS IN ORDER, and so fellow humans may have a hard time PUTTING UP WITH HIM.

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Plutonic Relationship

A romantic gray area where you’re more than friends but not officially dating. Named after Pluto’s “almost a planet” status — close enough to count, but never quite official.

First coined by author Deepti Jethani in 2025.

We hang out every weekend, text all day, and even met each other’s families, but he says we’re not dating. I guess we’re in a Plutonic Relationship.

by Deepti J August 11, 2025

Putin

Noun: The bowel excretion of an Ebola victim.

My friend from from Africa had to take a Putin numerous times after contracting Ebola.

by DarthAmogus October 10, 2025

Plutonic

When you are in a profound, yet undefined relationship with someone in a way that cannot be described by existing terms. It transcends words like “friend”, “lover”, “significant other” and is more of a combination of all of the above.

Rhett and Link are in a plutonic relationship.

by daisy.keithurbanlover October 28, 2025

Gluten Putin

Adjective

A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.

My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes

by UnitedStatesofKek November 14, 2018