The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012
Get the Premature Cancellation mug.1. When a couple spend the night together and one half bolts/ ups and leaves before breakfast or even the dawn chorus. 2. When your on a train and its not massively packed but still the person sitting/ standing next to you feels the need to get up way too early for the next stop, even though they have no luggage and it involves barging people out the way who are getting off at the same stop anyway. 3. When a guy or girl leaves the party or dinner really early.
1. Katie: er yeh so he seemed really into me and we talked about spending the next day together but then after we fooled around in bed he just seemed to up and leave' Carl: ar yes 'premature upulation' 2. Dan: dude why the heck has that man got up already, its 10 mins to the next stop, its not going to make him get there any earlier. Sid: yeh he's got premature upulation 3. Wilson: Er seriously what is wrong with Ted, he is so dull these days he has total premature upulation. You go for dinner or a party with him and he just ups and leaves after 30 minutes.
by Salster88 January 14, 2012
Get the Premature Upulation mug.-"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."
by Blaytant January 31, 2012
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Get the Premature ejerkulation mug.Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.
Dad: thanks for the sex
WHAT?
Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)
WHAT?
Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)
by fabtab March 19, 2012
Get the Premature Exclamation mug.When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.
At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.
by marcig19 September 5, 2012
Get the premature clapulation mug.talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation
Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.
Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp
The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation
Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp
The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation
by Dereklynn September 14, 2012
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