[Proud Position]

A same position you do all the time without knowing. Your signature posture.

My cat does this same position all the time. She puts her front paws underneath her chest and then goes to sleep. She looks like she looks proud and confident. Doggy style position may be your favorite position and you feel proud! "I'm in my proud position in bed!"

by GoGo Kitty January 16, 2009

unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

Yardbird Position

In reference to a sprinkler that waters your lawn in a circle. Same idea with the "Yardbird Position." While at her house in the living room. Have sex standing up. Right as you orgasm throw her to the couch & start spinning around like the sprinkler. Throwing sperm all over the room. Reference the song "You Spin Me Right Round." Try It!

Really made a mess of her house doing the Yardbird Position.

by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

shame posting

On Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc) If you do not type "Amen," retweet or the like, or if you scroll past or ignore then you are aligned against the post, tweet etc.

Type "Amen" if you love Jesus. Scroll past if you do not. Retweet if you think child molesters should be castrated, lobotomized. Ignore if you think they should be allowed to rape kids. This is Shame posting.

by Kalamazoot June 14, 2016

zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 14, 2020

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Dude Positive

Dude Positive is a descriptor for people who are fine with being referred to as dude.

1:"Are you dude positive?"
2:"Yeah, you can call me dude"

by Calvin:"^) April 6, 2021