pork fat comb over

The result of trying to hide one's balding scalp with long strands of bacon combed in one direction.

I don't know why he bothers trying to cover his bald head. Now he looks like Hitler with a pork fat comb over.

by zenmomma August 12, 2009

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout

A Description Of Someone Lying.

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

by Camie NF April 28, 2009

Sweet and Sour Pork Sword

When you penetrate a women anally while she has "her rags" then slam it in to her vagina which will coat your sword in blood giving it a sweet and sour sauce look. Dunk the finished product in the mouth of the female when busting your nut to complete the meal

Ferris gave gabrielle the sweet and sour pork sword last night, she smelled and looked like a vampire.

by Beamin July 27, 2011

Dirty Pork Chop

See "Beef Curtains", not dirty pork chop, A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.

I was watching a porno the other day. Man! This chick had some beef curtains ,not dirty pork chop,.

by Novellprize October 30, 2006

Pork Sandwich

The act of combining two people's (of opposite sex) genitalia; the male being the pork (Penis) and the female being the two slices of bread (Labia), to make a sometimes but not always, amazing sandwich.

George: Hey bro, did you see that shone kitten I brought back to the Slam Castle last night?

Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!

George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.

Eric: Nice..

by nitegames3 November 24, 2011

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003