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Pokewar

1) An activity where one person pokes another person and the other person pokes them back, resulting in a continuous 'Pokewar' - the end of which may never occur.

2) Similar to the above, except that the pokewar is hosted by some form of social networking site - eg; Facebook, MSN etc...
1) Pete: "POKE!" *pokes Sally*
Sally: "Hey!" *pokes back*
Pete: *pokes back*
Sally: "Don't turn this into a Pokewar!" *pokes back*
etc etc...

2) "Me and my friend John have been at our Facebook pokewar for three months non stop! I hope he gives in soon, I'm gettin tired of it"
by Captain Capable June 1, 2011
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pokemon porn

We all know you watch it read it jackoff to it so don't sent it and give me the link to some Rosa/Mei porn

Fap fap

Yo motherfucker police

Shit gotta bust this nut first

*Already dead by overfapping*
Dude I jacked off to some Pokemon porn Mei porn
Dude that's fuckin disgusting

Ay o send me the link later
by Doomgamer January 20, 2018
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Pokémon Card

A card that is part of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. Usually has a picture of a Pokémon on it, or some form of item or person. Can be used in the actual card game, or just to collect.
Friend: “You wanna see my Pokémon cards?”
Me: “Sure why not, maybe we can trade.”
by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019
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Poke

(UK Drill term) To poke someone means to stab someone
"Poke him with the 15 inches. Manz was deep, it touched their hearts."
by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021
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Tuna Poke

1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.

2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.

Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
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Pokemon

1) A digital pet which people use to a) fight other people's Pokemon b) boast about to other people c) look at and wish they had one in real life as a pet instead of a dog.
2) A collectible card game like Yu-Gi-Oh! or Magic: The Gathering
3) the game Pokemon.
Small boy: Mom, I decided I don't want a dog.
Mom: Oh?
Boy: Yeah, I'd rather have this Pokemon.
by asmonder May 13, 2009
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pokepun

When you say things substituting pokemon names instead of certain words.
Example of pokepuns:

Call in the Octillery!

There's no Shaymin losing the game.

She loves to Rhydon my penis.
by nomnomcake December 8, 2009
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