personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.

I got a personality boner for her.

by Chowmein October 31, 2013

personality sex

Personality sex is non physical fornication in which two people share incredible conversations and deep feelings but none of it is physical attraction.

Man that chick was cool. I totally had personality sex with her. I wish she was actually hot :(

by van der kak February 13, 2014

Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.

Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert

by Vic201 January 3, 2017

person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)

" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards

by Allmypseudonymsaretaken July 5, 2017

Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR)

Room or space within the workplace afforded to the employees of progressive companies to enable, primarily, sexual relief via masturbation. Corporate value is to minimize sexual harassment claims.

Hey George, can you take a.break and visit the Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR)--I need you to unload so we could focus out here

by Baby Ratt November 18, 2017

person with sense

a person who doesn't randomly define names on some website so their name gets popular and a person who doesn't have the brain of a walnut.

Tom: Are you a person with sense?
Jack: Yes.
Tom: Who should rule the world?
Jack: Me, obviously!
Tom: Get out of my house.

by Ano N. Emouss November 26, 2019