pegular

A person that pins down and takes space from your email inbox or your cell phone by bombarding it with all types of unnecessary and unwanted advertising emails and impertinent text messages.

The pegulars sent soo much email that it took me hours to retrieve important files from my clients.

by Renaissance** April 9, 2008

Peingus

A strangly shaped or deformed dick that doesn't function properly. Can be used as an insult to something or some one who doesn't get the job done.

America's government is a major peingus.

by Wigga #2 March 20, 2016

sexual pendulum

A sexuality that is very fluid or fluctuates often.

Imagine two perpendicular lines. One of them is a continuum between 100% asexual one one end and 100% hypersexual on the other end. The other line is a continuum between strictly homosexual on one end and strictly heterosexual on the other end. Their sexual preference falls in random spots respective to those two lines, as if you were to dangle a pendulum above them and swing it in a circle.

Some days, Sally feels asexual, but other days she feels hypersexual. Sometimes she likes girls, sometimes she likes boys, sometimes she likes nonbinary people, sometimes she does not prefer either of the two nor anything in between. Sally labels her fluid sexuality as the sexual pendulum.

by precious little lamb January 27, 2016

low key peng

Low key peng means, when someone is attractive but it is not appreciated as much as it should be.

"Ayyy you know that guy from English class is low key peng"

by Badasschick101 July 17, 2016

Penged

Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.

Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.

by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010

penguin felcher

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.

Mark is a real penguin felcher.

by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006

Pendulum Penis

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.

Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009