poser

Someone who spends all or most of their time trying to find out whats "cool" or "in". Once they know what is "in" they do it no matter what their personal veiws on it are. Posers usually pose off of what is on MTV or VH1 or their local "hot" radio station, because they think they will be accepted for it. Normally posers also take whatever they are posing off of to an abnormal and unhealthy extreme. Posers change their style to fit what's "cool". They are usually the losers who have a myspace and comment the people who origionally wore the style they pose off of saying "I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!<33" even though they either don't know them, or the origional hates them. Posers often have "myspace pics" or "emo pics" on their myspace. They are often always hated by everyone else they know except their poser friends. Posers also sometimes write and/or talk in "internet lingo" while not on the internet. Most also over use the famous comeback of "your mom".

skater:Hey man, nice board.
poser:Dude, thanks! I bought it last week!
skater:Um... it looks just like mine.
poser:Dude, I know, it's totally sweet, right?!
skater:Uh yeah? What tricks can you do?
poser:I can.. um. Almost do that jumpy-thingy.
skater:Ollie?
poser:Yeah.
skater: *under breath and rolls eyes* Poser.

MYSPACE COMMENT:
Poser:
OMFG, lyke, dude. ok. so i listened to Panic! at the disco lst nite and lyke, OMFG they are so fxqing amzzing! lyke i cnt beleeve it tht thyr tht gooood! lyke im sooo punk/emo nd i ddnt no tht thy wer tht good! but now i DO! anywayzzz i just cmmntd u to say thx 4 tellin me bout thm. I<3U!! cmmnt bak.. kthxbi

origional:
um. When did I tell you about P!ATD? And why are you just finding out about them now? They've been out for like, 2 years now.. maybe 2 and a half.

Poser:
Oh.. i saw them on ur ipod ystrday on da bussss nd i thot id look thm up. thx.

YOUR MOM EXAMPLE:

kid: Shut up, poser. You're fat.
poser: Your mom is fat!
crowd:OHHHHHH!
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
poser: Your mom kicks your ass!
crowd: Wtf?
kid: Wtf? Poser. Shut up.
poser: Your mom shuts up!

by Jessicaa February 20, 2007

anarchist poser

* i need to first clear a few things up: 1- being a teenager doesn't mean that you can't be an anarchist. the belief in anarchy is not limited to any one age group. 2- if you think you must live under anarchy in order to be a true anarchist, you're wrong about that too. anarchy is a belief, not just a lifestyle.

we'll start with the true definition of the word anarchist so that you can understand more clearly:
1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2.
a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3.
a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom.

an anarchist poser is one who thinks that wearing a wrist band with the anarchy symbol on it makes them an anarchist when they truly know nothing about anarchy. why? no clue. other examples of anarchist posers are people who think that anarchy is simply a style. basically, anyone who claims to be an anarchist but does not completely believe that the complete lack of government would be the best thing for us is an anarchist poser otherwise known as a "wannabe anarchist". also, someone who thinks they're anarchistic but doesn't truly devote themselves to the cause can be an anarchist poser, or someone who only claims to be anarchist to fit into a clique, like the "punk" clique.

anarchist poser: i am TOO an anarchist, i mean look at my cool wrist band.
real anarchist: do you even know what anarchy is?
anarchist poser: yeah, it's a brand, right?
real anarchist: ...

by chaoticxkate March 10, 2010

poser

all of these are signs of a poser

1) a kid who does something just because its what everyone else is doing

2) has no style of his/her own

3) does what everyone else does

4) nobody likes them

a kid who starts skating because he started watching viva la bam or rob and big

someone who dresses normal one day and tries to dress like a skater another

POSER

by be be lover February 7, 2009

Gift Pose

Similar to other Yoga poses such as down-dog, warrior I, tree, child's pose, etc., except this pose is strictly for a man's pleasure. Essentially, the woman is usually lying in bed next to her male partner, when somewhere around 2AM he awakens with a glorious erection and needs to put it somewhere... Often times, this leads the man to disappointment when he is batted away from her rear-facing love alter shouting out or uttering "eh-eh" and/or simply an emphatic "NO!". However, on rare occasion, the woman - who is sure to not receive the big "O" from the act of kindness that she is about to perform, may acquiesce and allow legal entry (i.e., not night-raping). To get into this position, the woman, who is facing away from her partner is prodded into semi-wakefulness, then consents to entry by shifting the upward-facing leg forward flexing at the hip to bring the knee towards her abdomen, while maintaining her abdomen and leg in contact with the bed.

Bob: Last night, I woke up so horny from a sex dream and had this raging boner...
Jim: So, what did you do with it?
Bob: Well, after humping my girlfriend without success, I asked her if she wanted sex. She replied that she was too tired, but said that I could have my way with her. So she got into Gift Pose and I was able to alleviate myself…

by Mr Leopard April 23, 2011

Poseidon

Poseidon, he's a strong man that will help anyone he loves to swim he's has good looks and everyone loves his eyes every girl would want him this name isn't the name you'll hear Poseidon is also a god of the sea he's a Greek god which makes him more better he has a good personality

Everyone loves Poseidon with his strong skills.

by Ttcollins May 10, 2018

porn pose

A pose that is often seen in porn. where a naked woman squiats down on her heels with her legs spread and usually her hands on her knees. to show her pussy.

Kathy looks hot in that porn pose.

by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009

ayo Pause

If your not a grade 8 boy…why are you saying this??

“Come Heidi!”
“Ayo Pause!!”
(Used in the place of “thats what she said” or when someone says something strange)

by I know all :) October 15, 2021