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go play on the freeway

an insulting way of telling someone to go away, along the lines of get lost, & hoping the person in question gets hurt.
"that's the fifth time you've asked me that today. why don't you do us all a favor & go play on the freeway?"
by bigbutt98 September 2, 2009
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when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.
Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"
by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009
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fair play

Another form of saying "good job." Irish slang.
That's a great idea, fair play to you man.
by Danny Crinion February 7, 2005
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rape role-play

A sexual activity that involves willingness and TRUST between both male and female especially the female. It is a sub-genre of BDSM. This is also referred to as "consensual non-consent". In other words, adults agree to pretend that one or more of the parties is not actually consenting.
I waited for my girlfriend to get home last night and hid in the closet and when she came into the bedroom i came out and put my hand over her mouth so no one could hear her scream and sexually had my way with her as i fulfilled her fantasy rape role-play.
by fluffy7485 February 20, 2010
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car play

verb (kahr-pley)
The act of having sexual relations in an automobile, usually because neither party is able to "host". CarPlay is frequently the result of a Grindr or similar "hookup app" meetup by either closeted individuals or ones who still live in their mother's basement.
Steve: Sup bro? You looking? Pics?

Ashton: So horngry, let's do this bruh! You hosting?

Steve: Can't host; my GF came home from work early...

Ashton: Me neither, my mom doesn't know, LOL.

Steve: Dude, you down for some car play?

Ashton: I know a sweet spot in the park for some NSA - CarPlay it is!
by NateDiggityDogg March 12, 2014
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dik play

Something you trip your nut sack into a frenzy of.

The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.

The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.
Whoa, im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play.

Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?
by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003
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Post Play Depression

Post Play Depression, very similar to PPD, is a form of sadness that comes a play is over and the actors in it go back to their daily lives. It is mainly something experienced by the cast and crew of a show rather than the audience.
The Post Play Depression was so real that Jimmothy cri.
by Flame_Brain March 12, 2015
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