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Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.
Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.
by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009
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3 percenter

University of Florida dropout. UF currently has a 97% retention rate and hence a 3% dropout rate, according to U.S. News & World Report.
RIP, looks like the Nut House is a 3 percenter.
F*** dude, if you fail another class you're gonna be a 3 percenter.
by KC_2021 March 4, 2021
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Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)
Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch
by evilbeotch August 7, 2010
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one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.
I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.
by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004
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percyval

Diablolical demon of speed, capable of reaching speeds of up to 20mph. One who Zoom Zooms with amazing intensity.
Emits episodes of crazy cerial shennanigans, desperatley tries to obtain any form of breakfast cerial without reguard to others.
"Damn percyval is tearing up the road on with his crazy Zoom Zoom skills!"

"Bwuahaha with this clever disguise, Trix shall be my prize"

"AT LAST THE COLORFUL FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!"
by Anonymous August 11, 2002
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Disciplining Percy

A collection of upstanding young individuals that wish to impress their ideological values of Music upon the many masses. Either that or they will duct tape you to a chair in a basement and force you to listen to their music until you either like it or you explode.
Those Disciplining Percy guys are rad! Rad like venerial disease!
by ANONYMOUS January 5, 2003
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seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task
A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.
by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006
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