Punxatawnee peen

When the peen goes inside for the winter cuz it’s just too cold.

See also: shrinkage

All these cold plungers suffer from chronic stage III Punxatawnee peen!

by Gorb himself February 13, 2025

Mass peen

The art of having a massive dick and/or balls

When we were getting dresses, I saw your mass peen

by Kavsisvqiwc August 17, 2025

phantom peen

The sensation a woman experiences of a male penis remaining in her vagina following sexual intercourse, even though the penis is no longer there. Derived from the term “phantom pain.”

“Gary absolutely took my breath away last night! I’m still feeling that phantom peen sensation, almost a full day later.”

by Malician September 5, 2025

pepper peen

the act of spraying a male's penis, testicles, or both with alchohol cleaning spray, resulting in a burning feeling

"I just gave David a pepper peen, his balls have been burning for half an hour"

by pleiyghsteightion November 16, 2025

stuck on peen

stuck on peen means to not be able to explain something but it makes sense to you

hey don’t you remember that time that we did that thing that one weekend
“what the actual fuck do you mean?”
sorry i’m stuck on peen

by aspwifi May 28, 2019

Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.

Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.

by Big black salami July 31, 2019

hook of the peen

It Is when you bang a hot chick .

Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen

by Agentco February 5, 2020