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stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.
Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.
by Shit paper March 15, 2019
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parent-flation

(Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parentflation”)
Jake had a strict bedtime of 9pm growing up, but due to parent-flation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.
by JakeTheSnake29 February 1, 2025
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Parents

Do you have parents?
by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024
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parental controls

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024
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BugsPlus Parental Controls

A feature as part of BugsPlus, also known as Bugs+, separated by different parental control categories, useful for parents controlling what their child does on Bugs+. It also comes with parental consent.

Official Website: docs.bugsplus.me/other/parent-verify
I would like to suggest a change in my BugsPlus Parental Controls
by Ben Griffiths September 1, 2025
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Angel Parent

When you're natural parents just won't do, so you adopt a parent. Your personal growth and experiences are heavily influenced by this person. Having a mixture of angle parents is commonplace.
My angel mom bailed me out of jail because my real mom isn't around anymore.

She lost her way, but her angel parents got her back on track.
by decrypted August 21, 2018
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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