Number 3

When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."

Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.

by wordelder June 23, 2011

Boy Rule Number 5

When a boy is dancing with a girl at a party and the two are face to face he does several moves in order to get with the girl. These steps include:

1. Grabbing her hands

2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory

Girl 1: Oh my god. Did you just hook up with that ugly guy?
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.

by Level12 January 31, 2010

number 9

A random word used to say "what a dumb arse"!

Teacher: What mood are you feeling today?

Student: Today I am feeling a bit idiotic...

Cool kids out the back: Oh man...number 9 fo shizzle!

by vegiepop September 1, 2006

number one fan

someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan

Look, there's Kevin talking to his number one fan...she actually looks interested.

by eyes for you November 18, 2009

Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013

number man

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.

Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!

by san ban yo August 12, 2011

"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.

"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"

by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007