dirt nap

When a drunk person falls down on a dirty floor/ground and proceeds to stay there

"After all that vodka, she took a dirt nap at a pizza joint"

by stew19 October 29, 2009

Nap Time

A time where naps npappify their hair and tend to other napppy activities

The naps took applied some yellow chalk during nap time

by A Pimp Named Darkness August 4, 2008

neatball nap

somebody that trys to make there self look better but not quite working to well.

thats a neatball nap with what shes doing with her hair. but at least she tried.

by $nowman'$exy April 8, 2010

Boulder Nap

The nap that ensues immediately after being struck on the head by a large boulder.

When you encounter a person taking a boulder nap, you should check the area for loose rocks or else you might take one too!

by Jakeamus October 1, 2010

STRAWBERRY NAP

AN INTENSE NAP TAKEN BY GEEZERS

ED AND I TAKE A STRAWBERRY NAP EVERY DAY

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 29, 2010

Ghost Nap

When you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter

by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014

Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 27, 2014