by Outlaw Redneck March 06, 2018
A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
by peachpie88 September 09, 2011
when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly
by kjef October 27, 2011
1. A particularly pink, hairless vagina. Usually lacking pubic hair, these specimens are a rare sight to behold and should be savored with the utmost care. Tastes better after a visit to the pastry shop. Beware, frequent indulgence may lead to muffin munchies.
2. Euphemism for vagina.
3. A Buttermilk muffin garnished with peaches.
2. Euphemism for vagina.
3. A Buttermilk muffin garnished with peaches.
Example 1: Aj: Dude-bro, so Jess invited me to this pastry shop yesterday and kept raving about their muffins.
Tony: HAHA wtf , please tell me you munched her muffin!
AJ: I'm getting to that you halfwit...so after we had our fill of confections, her sly little self took me to a condo she was house sitting....
Tony: Damn dude what did y'all do?
AJ: We never got to third base, but we did everything leading to it...I swear man, the gods have gifted her with a peach muffin....it tasted so sweet.
Tony: *snickers* All hail AJ, muffin man in the flesh.... conqueror of peach muffins!
AJ: STFU you nerd.
Example 2: Jeff: Say Seth, have you ever tasted a peach muffin?
Seth: Ew dude peaches are gross!
Seth's girlfriend: *Slaps Seth silly* You asshole! You told me you didn't mind the taste
Jeff: I knew you were a homo.
Seth: WTF! How was I supposed to know what that meant.
Seth's girlfriend: Read the urban dictionary for once!!
Jeff: yeah dumbass!
Example 3: Sam told Sally and Jim that he was going to get peach muffins from the local bakery. Jim said he hated peaches and prefers kolaches. Sally was thrilled that she got to eat peach muffins with her best friend Sam yet she also would like a kolache. Sam and Sally went to the bakery together. Jim is no longer friend with Sam.
Tony: HAHA wtf , please tell me you munched her muffin!
AJ: I'm getting to that you halfwit...so after we had our fill of confections, her sly little self took me to a condo she was house sitting....
Tony: Damn dude what did y'all do?
AJ: We never got to third base, but we did everything leading to it...I swear man, the gods have gifted her with a peach muffin....it tasted so sweet.
Tony: *snickers* All hail AJ, muffin man in the flesh.... conqueror of peach muffins!
AJ: STFU you nerd.
Example 2: Jeff: Say Seth, have you ever tasted a peach muffin?
Seth: Ew dude peaches are gross!
Seth's girlfriend: *Slaps Seth silly* You asshole! You told me you didn't mind the taste
Jeff: I knew you were a homo.
Seth: WTF! How was I supposed to know what that meant.
Seth's girlfriend: Read the urban dictionary for once!!
Jeff: yeah dumbass!
Example 3: Sam told Sally and Jim that he was going to get peach muffins from the local bakery. Jim said he hated peaches and prefers kolaches. Sally was thrilled that she got to eat peach muffins with her best friend Sam yet she also would like a kolache. Sam and Sally went to the bakery together. Jim is no longer friend with Sam.
by aleven12 July 02, 2017
Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.
Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.
Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.
Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.
by BronzeArmor September 15, 2009
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