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Nigga Minute

A nigga minute is another way to say "long time". However it is officially defined as 25 years. This number comes from the average jail sentence for a male of the African decent.
Yo, i ain't seen you in a nigga minute!!
by Nigga 5 December 1, 2017
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Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.
Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January
by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018
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12 minute girl

It takes her twelve minutes, instead of fifteen minutes, to orgasm whether it would be with just one guy or multiple. It's fairly convenient for all parties involved.
Louise is a 12 minute girl, let's invite her!
by Just Like Feels and Stuff August 21, 2018
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Meddling Minutes

The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.
Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?

Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.

Person B: Fair enough.
by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018
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20 minutes left on my lunch

When you’re at work and they call you on the radio but you’re busy dropping a deuce.
Manager: Call a mechanic, the line has been down for 15 minutes.

Supervisor: I need a mechanic to come out to the filler.

Mechanic: I got 20 minutes left on my lunch.
by RrenjkandoffNJKLDjfklaRNDRT December 4, 2019
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Anxiety Monster

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.
by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020
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Armani minute

A timespan anywhere between a minute and an indefinite point in the future, cause of grief and laughter alike
"Be there in a minute!"
"You're using Armani minutes fool!"
by Sl4ve June 14, 2020
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