midge

To smell like poo.

What is that smell? Midge? Dayum.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Midge

a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005

Midge

Slang word for some really good weed. Mostly used in the South.

"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper

by DiazepamLedger October 18, 2008

midget

a really short freaky bitch dat go 2 h20 and dont give no play.

I really hope i dont meet no damn midget on the way to school 2day

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006

midge

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.

Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.

by Anf March 30, 2004

Midget Fraidy Cat

A grown person who is so afraid of midgets, that they cannot function in the presence of midgets. Even the sheer mention of a midget will put this person into a panic.
The person has a deathly fear of midgets

That Roy is such a midget fraidy cat

by DPPD February 12, 2008