Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

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keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

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Your mum gay 69

Basically this word means, your mum didn't love you from day 1, she should have swallowed you instead of taking you in the wrong hole, your dad has now turned into a hillbilly because he found out not only is your mum selling crack but she sells it in many different packages that should not be discovered, I hope this word helps in the near future when your family actually explain the truth.

You what, your mum gay 69, you killed me in Minecraft Dungeon

by RickyBerwick June 03, 2020

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Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

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keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"

Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 01, 2005

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