unwitty

Someone who tries to be witty, but fails.

He was so unwitty when he text messaged me this...
"So far I just want u to know that ur one of the most beautiful women i have ever met both inside and out. One could say 'girl ur the shit' Have a great day!"

unwitty by InterestingTeamwork December 9, 2008

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unwitting

not aware or knowing, not intentional

the three unwitting freshmen were blamed for the chicken in the girl's locker room, even thought they didn't do it

unwitting by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

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unwitty • Unwittyful • unlitty • unwitting

unlitty

opposite of lit or litty, uncool, not good

Meghan has an unlitty personality, she is such a stick in the mud.

unlitty by UrbanWendy August 4, 2017

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Unwittyful

Another and better way to say unintelligent/Dim

Andy that was unwittyful of you to say that!

Unwittyful by Git hater January 24, 2003

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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