unwitty

Someone who tries to be witty, but fails.

He was so unwitty when he text messaged me this...
"So far I just want u to know that ur one of the most beautiful women i have ever met both inside and out. One could say 'girl ur the shit' Have a great day!"

unwitty by InterestingTeamwork December 9, 2008

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unwitting

not aware or knowing, not intentional

the three unwitting freshmen were blamed for the chicken in the girl's locker room, even thought they didn't do it

unwitting by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

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unwitty • Unwittyful • unlitty • unwitting

unlitty

opposite of lit or litty, uncool, not good

Meghan has an unlitty personality, she is such a stick in the mud.

unlitty by UrbanWendy August 4, 2017

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Unwittyful

Another and better way to say unintelligent/Dim

Andy that was unwittyful of you to say that!

Unwittyful by Git hater January 24, 2003

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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