Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 28, 2021

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Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.

I said ew when I saw milf queefs

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023

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Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.

1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.

by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022

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milf

a hot sexy boob sagging huge ass tight pussy blonde bimbo jaw dropping cum eating female species

jake: yo look at that milf
daniel: her tits look so fucking fuckable

by BreedingMySexyFuckToyForMommy October 10, 2023

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E-Milf

Exactly like a normal Milf with the added bonus of being a gamer herself and having an E-Girl or E-Boy as daughter/son.

Person 1: Dude my Mom plays Viedeogames.
Person 2: Not just Candy Crush on her Phone?
Person 1: No like real Games!
Person 2: Yo dude I think your Mom is an E-Milf.

by Quonquertron February 7, 2020

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