Miles Kane

When your girl falls asleep and you are still feeling a bit horny , you simply treat your self to a 'Miles Kane'. Which is giving your self a hand shandy with said girls hand whilst she is asleep. Just like famous Scouse musician Miles Kane is known to do.

Dave: 'did you pull last night?'
Bill: 'na, the stupid bitch fell asleep so I had to treat myself to Miles Kane'
Dave: 'Fair one!, you know what they say. Do as Miles Kane does'
Bill: 'Damn straight'

by BainseyBrains September 27, 2014

milfbing

Acronym: Man I'd Like To Fuck But I'm Not Gay

Female-Friend: "Isn't George Clooney hot?"
Male-Friend: "Yeah he's a milfbing"

by N N February 24, 2008

Milf

A women who sleeps with loads of people even though she has a child or children

She's not a slut she's a milf

by 18traceycammynguyen December 4, 2014

MILF-O-Mania

A reunion of MILF's in one place.

"MILF-O-Mania is running wild!!!"

by Krashito September 14, 2016

Miles Wood

Only the best (and hottest) hockey player ever
New Jersey Devils winger that wears #44

Fan #1 - ohhhh my god - there goes Miles Wood with the hatty!

Fan #2 - best hockey player ever!!!

by Kitkatt228 February 6, 2018

Miles

An awesome guy to say the least. Who is kind smart sexy and athletic. If you meet Miles you are truly lucky.

look there's Miles he is so hot

by pelicanarmy May 20, 2019

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.

Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even

been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.

"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."

by OddDoctorMD August 9, 2019