last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019

last call

A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.

"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"

by Tho3m December 12, 2007

Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009

Last Name Twin

When you find a person that is not related to you but they have the exact same last name as you. Has to be spelled the same way.

Jacob Moskowitz and Shira Moskowitz are cool because they are't related but are last name twins.

by Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve NAAASH April 7, 2011

Last Action Hero

The act of pulling a character from a movie, TV show, book, or comic, into the real world. This would be the actual character from the story, NOT the actor who is portraying the character.

Otis: "Hey, Gunther, if you could make love to any woman of your choosing, who would you choose?" Gunther: "I'd LAST ACTION HERO Alice from the Twilight movies."

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013

last breath

that inhalation on your doomsday before you heart finally stops beating

Raven: then you know what I'm here for?
Death: ...but they're mine now, once they took their last breath, I'm a soul collector baby I'm Death

by griim_reeaper May 24, 2017

at least a nigga wore polo

It is a statement to use in any scenario possible. Can be used as a positive reinforcer or to provide an explanation of something.

" Bro I just failed my midterm and I dont think I'ma pass this class "
" At least a nigga wore Polo "

Example 2:

" Bro what is the mass of the sun?"
" Idk bro, but at least a nigga wore polo"

by vinny_vines November 3, 2013