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lay hong

The presence of a huge Chinese limp dick.
Wow Buk Lao has a major Lay Hong.
by Faggotmichael6969gayway May 15, 2016
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down laying

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down
by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016
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Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.
I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.
by Mando September 11, 2016
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lay down friend

Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
by kydeelou September 6, 2016
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Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
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Lay mack

Laying mack is one of the finest arts to date. Mack itself is defined on the urban dictionary as hitting on or flirting with a female using verbal or physical means.

"Laying mack" is when one macks in a very convincing and smooth manner such that he "lays" the mack.

Laying mack is only art on mastered by the finest coothmasters and slayers.
Today I saw Lloyd lay mack on my best friend. Even I was falling in love.
by Lloyd The Coothmaster December 27, 2016
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fucking layed out

To be hit with such great force that one's body immediately goes limp and sprawls upon the floor.

Usually a comment from a by-stander who may also be shouting, "World Star!"
"Holy shit, did you see that? He got fucking layed out!"
"Damn, Rhonda Rousey got fucking layed out by Amanda Nunez"
by Money $loth January 5, 2017
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