Knobshock

Knobshock is the trauma caused when someone has been involved in an unfortunate experience with a Penis, whether it be there own or someone else's.

Knob trauma shock penis

Andy has knobshock after pulling a girl in the club, getting her home and finding out she has an 8inch dick!

by Pen island January 27, 2017

knobsocks

Skinny jeans worn by men

What a fashion victim wearing his knobsocks
I wouldn’t wear those knobsocks if you paid me

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

The Everlasting Knobslobber

A woman with an oral fixation involving a man's penis, to a fault. Where in, your dick almost never leaves her mouth. She will suck it and suck it and suck it and will never tire...

"Last night my girlfriend gave me roadhead . After I finished, in her mouth, she sucked me dry till we got home; 3 hours later...She is totally The Everlasting Knobslobber!"

by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 31, 2017

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

Knobder

a noun used to name somebody who ats/looks like an idiot/areshole/twat . An elaberation on knobber and bumder.

"Shut up you fuckin knobder" or "look at that knobder"

by Louise Theakstone May 17, 2008

knobjobber

one who gives knob (head)

yeah right you fuckin knobjobber

by ejaculation24-7 February 11, 2009

Knobledge

Any information about the male genitalia - usually comes out in front of wide eyed drunken females in the pub - The knobledge - not the acual knob !!

I couldn't believe the questions she was asking - she really tested our Knobledge

by Scooby Doobage August 10, 2009