2 definitions by Pen island

ZJ

If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

Dude, your mom gave me an amzing ZJ this morning.
Whats a ZJ?
If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

by Pen island May 19, 2008

Knobshock

Knobshock is the trauma caused when someone has been involved in an unfortunate experience with a Penis, whether it be there own or someone else's.

Knob trauma shock penis

Andy has knobshock after pulling a girl in the club, getting her home and finding out she has an 8inch dick!

by Pen island January 27, 2017