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plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.
That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!
by Big D January 9, 2003
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Hatchet Job

() Performing an action in a very rough, inprecise, and uncraftsman like fashion. The end result of the action is a completed task that is of very poor quality.
Bill: I finished working on installing the garage door.
Jim: That is some hatchet job you've done there.
by Malex2200 July 20, 2010
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ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
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WOW Job

To recieve a blow job while playing wow.
Nathan: I was playing WOW last night and my girlfriend blew me.
Fred: You got a WOW Job loser.
by coletroll February 18, 2009
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Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).
Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.
by MC Bengi May 22, 2013
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Norristown Nose Job

The lining of one's nostrils with cocaine, to be on or under the influence of crack or cocaine. To be addicted to booger sugar.
He's working million miles a second he's obviously got the Norristown nose job working for him.

His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.
by Mr Magoe September 28, 2014
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Heel Job

See "Heeljob" and also "Shoe Job" and "Shoejob"

Masturbation of one person (usually male) by another (usually female but also a transvestite or transsexual male) by sole use of the feet clad in high-heeled shoes, boots (see also "kinky boots" and "fm boots"), slides/mules, clogs, or sandals. The heels can also be "kitten heels" as well as true "high heels" which can range from 2.5 to 6 inches without "platform soles" or as high as 9 inches or more with 4 inch thick/high or more "platform soles" (see also "platforms"). The heel can be any type from "wedge" (see also "wedges") to a "stiletto heel" (sometimes called "spike heels") with all thicknesses in between as in so called "hooker boots".
She looked down at her new patent leather Louboutin stiletto shoes and felt her passions stir as she imagined giving a heel job to her cute but arrogant new boss, - watching his precious male semen form a cascading pool on the flat top of their rounded toes; she would laugh at him giving him a parting "ballbusting" kick as the all powerful goddess, - for he would be her pathetic worshipping slave!
by Mike Martlet August 4, 2007
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